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Chief Wobbler
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Why don’t owls make love in the rain?
Because it’s ‘too wet to woo’
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biggus
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Roll on christmas and a new joke book  
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Chuffster
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Roll on christmas and a new joke book |
2nd the thud.
Do you think the writer will still be alive at Christmas to receive a new joke book?
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Chief Wobbler
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Sod off you two  At least my jokes are clean even if they aren't the remotest bit funny.
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Chuffster
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| Chief Wobbler wrote: | | At least my jokes are clean even if they aren't the remotest bit funny. |
You said it.
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Chief Wobbler
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What is green and then turns red?
A frog with sunburn
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Chuffster
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If you continue in this vain I may have to block your rites to my site.
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Chief Wobbler
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What is green and then turns red very quickly?
A frog in a liquidiser
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