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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:57 pm    Post subject: Chauffeur services Reply with quote

Chuff you invoice will be in the post tonight Laughing However, on this occasion you may qualify for a staff discount. I will speak to the powers that be.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Discount pah! Charge him double I say Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I might just do that Biggus!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I should charge a hire charge, its not everyday that you get a chance to drive such a bling vehicle.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the bling bling van needs a paint job.... this is what i had in mind Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps, but dont like the look of the Chauffer Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm you wanted Velma driving didn't ya Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Velma would be better than that smelly scruffy thing.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Chuff is jealous of Velma's short skirt and knee high boots!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps I should change Chief Wobbler to Velma as she also wears short skirts and long boots?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmmm and change Chuffster to "Shaggy"? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now now mate, I am in control here I think. Velma has not noticed yet!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonder if she'll appreciate the new avatar too Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oops.... Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy - people have died for less!
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