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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:42 pm    Post subject: Kitkat Reply with quote

What’s the differene between an Essex girl and a kitkat?

you get two fingers in a kitkat

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or you only get 4 fingers in a kit kat Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biggus really!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having sampled the "delights" of Essex I know Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I can't talk - I am literally a mile from Essex as the crow flies. Thank heavens for the Thames separating Kent & Essex Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chief Wobbler wrote:
Thank heavens for the Thames separating Kent & Essex Laughing


Tis a very very thin line Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, and you're treading on thin ice mate!!

only teasing. I will buy you a cuppa on Wednesday if you go to Blackheath.

I bet Chuff only drinks green tea as it's the fastest down one's throat! Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yet to sort details re Blackheath, no Doubt there will be a few objections, not been there for a while, alternatively it's lawnmower night at the ace i think, but that's a trek for me Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wot on earth is lawnmower night? Does that include the sit on variety?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing lawnmower as in SuperMoto! To be fair it's supermoto/street fighter night
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