biggus Private Hairy Arse
Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 307 Location: Godstone, Surrey
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:05 am Post subject: Blonde Joke |
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A blonde began a job as a junior school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One day during playtime she noticed a boy standing by himself on the end of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other.
She approached and asked if he was all right. The boy said he was. A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, she said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, and then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, she then asked, "why are you standing here alone?".
"Because", the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the f***ing goalie" _________________ The village bike |
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