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Chuffster · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject: Geisha Girl

On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl.

Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his penis.

He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.

Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth. Dr. Smith said, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away".

Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time.

He went to Dr. Chu Wong. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said

"These Amadican Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop chop. Amputation not necesally."

Joe was relieved.

Dr. Wong said "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."

biggus · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:27 pm Post subject:

Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject:

Have you been to the Orient Chuff? Laughing

biggus · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject:

I have

Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:32 pm Post subject:

I hope everything's still in tact Shocked

Chuffster · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:35 pm Post subject:

I have never been to the orient but I do like to ride orientals!

biggus · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:35 pm Post subject:

Everything is in fine working order tyvm Razz

I went in 1991 to Korea & Japan, when I started uni in 1993 I went to give blood for the first time.... there i was in the bloodwagon with all my new mates + lecturers etc....
"have you travelled outside europe in the past 3 years?",
"yes",
"did you have sex with any men while you were out there?".
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"of course i'm f**kin sure!!!"

Chuffster · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject:

Duncan, you have my sense of humour. Lovely stuff.

Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:39 pm Post subject:

20 minutes until home time Very Happy

Chuffster · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:45 pm Post subject:

biggus · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:47 pm Post subject:

Think it means 20 mins til your nob gets amputated Laughing

Chuffster · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject:

Ruddy hope not - its happy where it is mate.

Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject:

yes, in Dartford!

Chuffster · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject:

No - in my green pants - you know the ones - fastest on and fastest off.

Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:52 pm Post subject:

Well I can vouch for the fastest off bit? Laughing