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Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:02 am Post subject: Chocs away

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was after Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine
Gum.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm
the one with the Nuts", he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.

Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetising. so he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts.

biggus · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:08 am Post subject:

Bourneville Boulevard - ROFL!!!

Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:15 am Post subject:

that was a good'un.

biggus · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:10 pm Post subject:

Chuffster · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:18 pm Post subject:

Thats Topical.

Chief Wobbler · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: