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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:11 am    Post subject: Coffee Reply with quote

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and
> shouted into the phone: "Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"
>
> The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialled
> The wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
>
> "No," replied the trainee.
>
> "It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
>
> The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F***ING
> talking to, you F***ING idiot?"
>
> "No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly
>
> "Thank F**K for that!" replied the trainee and slammed down the
> phone.
>

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real life from the offices of Norton Rose?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably.... I think this is from personal experience Laughing
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