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Chief Wobbler Crap Joke Merchant
Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Posts: 220 Location: Planet Wobble
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:21 pm Post subject: Lurvve |
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Why don’t owls make love in the rain?
Because it’s ‘too wet to woo’ _________________ Dartford Damsel in Distress |
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biggus Private Hairy Arse
Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 307 Location: Godstone, Surrey
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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Roll on christmas and a new joke book _________________ The village bike |
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Chuffster Master of Disaster
Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 840 Location: Dartford - UK
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: |
Roll on christmas and a new joke book |
2nd the thud.
Do you think the writer will still be alive at Christmas to receive a new joke book? _________________ MUTANT NINJA HERO
Its better to regret something you did rather than something you didnt do... |
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Chief Wobbler Crap Joke Merchant
Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Posts: 220 Location: Planet Wobble
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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Sod off you two At least my jokes are clean even if they aren't the remotest bit funny. _________________ Dartford Damsel in Distress |
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Chuffster Master of Disaster
Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 840 Location: Dartford - UK
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Chief Wobbler wrote: | At least my jokes are clean even if they aren't the remotest bit funny. |
You said it. _________________ MUTANT NINJA HERO
Its better to regret something you did rather than something you didnt do... |
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Chief Wobbler Crap Joke Merchant
Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Posts: 220 Location: Planet Wobble
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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What is green and then turns red?
A frog with sunburn _________________ Dartford Damsel in Distress |
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Chuffster Master of Disaster
Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 840 Location: Dartford - UK
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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If you continue in this vain I may have to block your rites to my site. _________________ MUTANT NINJA HERO
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Chief Wobbler Crap Joke Merchant
Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Posts: 220 Location: Planet Wobble
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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What is green and then turns red very quickly?
A frog in a liquidiser _________________ Dartford Damsel in Distress |
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