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Froze me wotsits off last night

 
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:32 am    Post subject: Froze me wotsits off last night Reply with quote

Was a bit nippy last night Shocked might have to start putting me long johns on again.

Had a sixth sense moment after leaving my mates place in West Wickham last night, nailed it along Kent Gateway, it's rude not to you see, then I just had a feeling I should back off having just decked the left peg coming off the Addington Roundabout; the feds were lying in wait at a bus stop Shocked they proceeded to tail me through Selsdon and Sanderstead. Lost them with a back double through some houses, dropped onto the A22 at Whyteleafe gave the Gatso the bird when it flashed me going towards it Laughing Caterham bypass was of course attacked with usual enthusiasm!!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't nippy where I was and I saw no feds, fuzz maybe but not feds.

Sounds like you had another lucky escape, you will be keeping up with me soon! Take care mate, lets not have you in trouble as well.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuffster wrote:
Wasn't nippy where I was and I saw no feds, fuzz maybe but not feds.


Too much info dude Laughing

Chuffster wrote:
you will be keeping up with me soon!


Not likely, think I've reached my happy pace for now!

Got a b0ll0cking from floss for 2 up peg down on Saturday coming off Purley Cross, she heard the sschhhhhhhhhhh of the peg grinding and grabbed on tight and screamed, when we stopped at Hein Gericke she said she though the sound was the tyres breaking grip

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biggus be careful! Esp now it's coming up to autumn and that means leaves on the line, roads etc.

I'm itching to get out on the firestorm - it's been 10 days since I had a ride (that's on the bike Chuff before you misinterpret anything).

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chief Wobbler wrote:
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chief Wobbler wrote:
Biggus be careful! Esp now it's coming up to autumn and that means leaves on the line, roads etc.

I'm itching to get out on the firestorm - it's been 10 days since I had a ride (that's on the bike Chuff before you misinterpret anything).


Me misinterpret anything, there are 3 people on this site so far, I am the one with the clean mind. Now get the cream and then you should slide around the storm a bit better.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A clean mind? so that's where all my Jif has gone!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Guys,

Don't forget that I am pure of mind and may be offended by these risky jokes.















Not Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
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No worries mate Smile

Just watch out for Cheif Wobblers bad jokes Wink Laughing

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