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Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the
centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening,
Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden.

They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have
passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to
Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

"What?"

He replies "SEX!!"

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart you couldn't get it up if I
held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could
just hold it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to
meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk
and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold didn't
show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed Mildred decided to find
Harold and make sure he was OK. She walked around the senior citizen
home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied..............................






"Parkinson's".

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