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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:29 pm    Post subject: Optician Reply with quote

A Polish man visits the opticians for a check up. The Optician puts the special test glasses on the man and asks him to read the letters on the bottom line of the alphabet chart. The man pauses and the Optician wonders if everything’s OK. “Is there a problem with the bottom line of letters, can you read it?” asks the Optician. “Read it” replies the Pole, “I know him!”
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not another one, do you need putting down?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

need to be put to sleep. Or just taken to bed Very Happy
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