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[Red Wine Racing]

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
tavern.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into.He was there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and
then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a Breathalyser test. To his amazement the Breathalyser
indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the Police station this Breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

True story

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